YOU'LL KNOW FOR SURE WHEN HIS POMPADOUR STICKS TO THE BEDPOST

...so that’s why I’m gonna have to handcuff you to the bed. And bind your legs and hands. And put a gag in your mouth. And saw off your right leg just below the knee. At least, y’know, until I’m through loving you and stuff.

HOW TO MAKE AN ALBUM COVER IN 13 SECONDS

Kari Wuhrer has a bad hair day. But she’s still hot as hell. I like that they really went all out on the backdrop too.

HE SINGS MOSTLY RANDY NEWMAN COVERS

Join us as we travel back to a time when there was apparently no such thing as an insult.