YARNELL'S FIRST GIG

I don’t know what the fuck the Germans were drinking in the Seventies to come up with twisted shit like this, but while we’ve got this one out, I can say two things. One, this album cover has single-handedly cured me of my fear of clowns. And two, imagine how much better Stephen King’s “IT” would have been if this skank ho played Pennywise.


SO WRONG...

MORE LIKE A SOMBRERO, BUT WE WON'T QUIBBLE

Why yes it is, Davy. And a pretty fancy one at that! If you notice, Davy looks pretty serious about his hat. Serious and a little pissed off. Rumor has it he killed the last two fuckers who dared to call it a shirt.