Hey boys, come on in and make yourself at home! I made some chocolate chip cookies, and there’s a dee-licious shoo fly pie comin’ out of the oven if you can wait about twenty minutes. Tell you what, you boys stay here and watch TV. I gotta go out and put down a horse and then shoot a couple of whores who put the moves on Paw last weekend at the bingo hall. And remember, shoes off the coffee table!
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