A LITTLE BOWLEGGED MAYBE, BUT HE STILL WALKS

Buzz is right, ya know, where there walks a logger, there walks a man. Usually a couple steps behind, trying to hand him a pink slip, but still. Me, I’m not sure if I’m more impressed with the fact that Buzz just fell that redwood with his gee-tar, or the fact that he’s trying to pitch you a song called “Unemployment Compensation.” Elsewhere, we hear he’s got a “Used Log Truck” that he fills up with “Loggers Home Brew” which he takes to the “Loggers Annual Party” where he gets drunk and reamed up the ass by “Hoot Owun Again.” Later, he claims he’s “Sick of Settin’ Chokers.” “Chokers” being that mix of semen and fecal matter that gay men gag on following a healthy session of anal sex. There walks a man indeed, Buzz.