Monday, August 2, 2010

I ALWAYS KNEW THE DEVIL WOULD LOOK LIKE BRUCE WILLIS


It's like someone just told them the funniest fucking joke on the planet. "Ich habe ein Hund ohne eine Nase." "Oh? Wie riecht es?" "Schlecht!" (Thanks to Monty Python for that one). Seriously, though, this album cover is clearly the work of the Devil. Literally. He's sitting on the barstool dressed like August's Electrolux Salesman of the Month award winner, forcing these pitiful humans to laugh until they die - check out the guy at the lower right, already dead. Don't believe me? Check out Satan's cigarette. That's right, he's smoking a cigarette, and it's nowhere NEAR HIS FUCKING MOUTH! It's HOVERING IN MIDAIR! So go ahead, boys and girls, keep looking for signs of Satan on the inside covers of your Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath albums. Turns out he's been hanging out with Count Basie all along.

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