Thursday, January 7, 2010

HOLY DIVER (WITH 1300 HIT POINTS AND A MAGIC SCEPTER)

Ever wonder what Ronnie James Dio was doing before he became Black Sabbath’s resident banshee and purveyor of the mighty heavy metal devil horn hand gesture? Why, he was masquerading as an impish little woodland sprite and hopping around papier mache forests while trying not to get mistaken for the lead singer from Jethro Tull. Wonder why Elf never became heavy metal gods like Rainbow, Black Sabbath and Dio? The same reason bands like Fairy, Water Sprite and Unikkorn (with an umlaut over the “o”) didn’t. Quick, Ronnie, use the boots of escaping!

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