Thursday, February 25, 2010

CARPET GRASS MUNCHERS

Hey, no one said living with lesbians would be easy. Especially when they come into your town and start raking lawns and bailing hay and dressing like extras from CHILDREN OF THE CORN 3: MALACHI’S REVENGE. Before you know it, they’ll be settin’ up one of those “farmer’s markets” and then they'll start selling produce and milk and shit to our kids. Why, just the other day, Mabel from up on the hill found an Ani DiFranco CD mixed in with her beefsteak tomatoes. It’s the beginning of the end, I tell ya.

No comments:

Post a Comment