Wednesday, March 31, 2010
SEARS PORTRAIT OF A KILLER
Oh Sweet Baby Jesus, look at little Timmy there, just having the time of his life playing with the old bean bags! That’s all you need really, in life, for a good time. Just give me a sunny day, a wide-open field, a glazed-over Downs Syndrome look on my face, and two bright sunny yellow bean bags of FUN FUN FUN! Little Timmy can’t get enough of ‘em! No, Timmy! That’s not a bean bag! Let go of that right NOW! Oh God, I’m SO sorry, Grandpa. Oh Jesus, someone call the ambulance! I told you this would happen if you didn’t put pants on!
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