They say America is the land of opportunity, but if you’re a beautiful pair of Siamese twin hotties conjoined at the head, fuck that – the only place you’re gonna find modeling work is Japan, my four-legged friend. At least there, they can exploit your freakish spindly interchangeable arms and treat you like the sexed-up Swinging Sixties Kali you really are. Jesus, how can any man resist this – it’s an instant threesome, forgodsake! Great cover, deducted a few points because it looks like Walt Disney cropped it.
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