You might think that the hot girls go for guitar players or singers, or whatever instrument Gene Simmons plays. But real musicians know where the quality poontang is. And that’s the bouzoukee. Just the sound of the lustful Greek stringed instrument brings out the inner tigress in every Mary Tyler Moore lookalike, and better yet, causes them inexplicably to strip down to a sheer nightgown and start twirling around like Stevie Nicks in heat. Don’t ask why, there’ve been studies and they’ve all amounted to nothing. All you need to know is this - no matter how cool you think you look playing that Gibson Flying V, the girls are still gonna run right past your ass to get to the bouzoukee player. And if he’s playing in “hi-fi,” Jesus, just forget it. Might as well be a drummer.
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