THE CARPET DOES MATCH THE DRAPES, BUT IT'S A STRAW RUG

Count on the Germans to get a little freaky with their cheesecake covers. This one claims to be a “party,” but for some reason, they’ve got the nude girl in pigtails standing next to a kiddie ride, so that’s kinda skeezy right there. I mean, at first I thought this might be a hot girl from a late-night Berlin sex club, now I’m wondering if she’s not just some lost soul at Chuck E. Cheese. Oddly enough, the album title, “Husch Husch Ins Heu” roughly translated into English, means “I’m Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC.”