Wednesday, June 24, 2009

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

Sure, sure, you may think that's one fucking hot ass cover, and you might even make some crack about how all girls look good in that position. Until her head does a 180 and she starts doing that fucked up hermit crab down the staircase thing Linda Blair did in The Exorcist. 'Cuz this little senorita is only one spine crack and a couple wrist dislocations away from spewing green puke on your new Air Yeezies. On a related note, the Porta-Potty wasn't invented until the 1960s, so if you were caught on a beach doing the Limbo in the 1950's and nature called, you'd need a pair of bathing suit trunks baggy enough to handle whatever you had to give 'em. So - is that an expression of ecstasy on her face, or relief?

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