ROLL OVER, BEETHOVEN, MY FRIEND BECKY WOULD LIKE TO JOIN US

Don't think for a second that classical musicians didn't get their fair share of wang dang sweet poontang in their day. Just look at Johann Strauss. Who cares if you look like Avery Schreiber? Write "Radetzky March" and the young babes line up like runaways outside Nikki Sixx's dressing room. "They call me Danube," says Strauss to the swooning brunette on the cover. "Now don't you wanna say you Blue Danube?"

THE LEN HUNTER COLLECTION, SWING GENTLY WITH STRAUSS