SOME POTATOES WITH YOUR MEAT BALLOONS?

Some got it, and some don't. The ones that don't tend to hang out with the ones that do, while the ones that do try to hang on to what they got. That, of course, is the life mantra being pictured on the cover of this amazing German comedy album from the Seventies, "Es Steht Ein Wirtshaus an der Lahn," which roughly translates into "Here, let me carry them for a while." I went to Bavaria for a week back in my late twenties, and not only do I not remember any Bavarian women who looked like this, I don't remember any Bavarian women who looked like women. Someone throw that chick a Pilsner. Or two.