Thursday, July 2, 2009

AND HE SINGS EVEN LOUDER WHEN YOU TOUCH HIS BAT


When Mr. Bat isn’t singing, he’s bagging groceries at the local Piggly Wiggly and telling all the high school girls how “pure” their hair smells. In his stage act, he’s finally perfected his patented stabbing motion, shown here on the cover of his album. And if you look closer, you can see that Mr. Bat's right hand is actually a cloven hoof, but those who know him won't be surprised. It’s also rumored that if you touch the notes on Mr. Bat’s costume, they will play the corresponding notes on the scale, but when you get to G-Sharp, well, the less said about that, the better.

Mr. Bat and Mrs. L.E. Tweten, Mr. Bat Sings

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