LOOK WHAT IT DID TO THEIR BODIES

Party-pooping religious nuts, led by "Slammin'" Sammy Hall, pull no punches in letting you damned meddling kids know exactly "what it's all about" when it comes to sin. A spoonful of coke, a syringe of heroin, a dimebag of weed, a handful of pills, a bottle of Jack Daniels, and a love of board games - THESE are the very WORST of sins imaginable! And if you should stray from the Lord's path far enough to dabble in any one of these (like, say, getting high before a Stryper concert, or playing Risk after midnight), the four disembodied heads of the Sammy Hall Singers will come swooping down on your ass like Pauly Shore descending on a virgin at the Playboy Mansion. Apparently, most of these sins can be found on a card table floating somewhere between the Earth and the Moon, which might help explain why most of the astronauts we've sent up to space come back singing the praises of the Dave Matthews Band. It's also kinda funny that, despite their prudish still life portrait, they had to censor the Jack Daniels label. That's because the Sammy Hall Singers were from Tennessee, and NOBODY, not even the religious right, disses Jack Daniels in Tennessee. Jack's got his own religion down there.

THE SAMMY HALL SINGERS, WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT LP, 1972