ARS KICKERS

This, my friends, is Buffalo. And like the cover says, they are Tars of the Ars. That’s “Ars,” like “Arse.” And how can you NOT be a tar of the arse dressed in your fancy tri-color polyester jumpsuits with vests that don’t fit properly and leg cuts that look like twin vaginas? It even helps if one of your bandmembers is missing teeth, and lookee there, we hit paydirt with Buffalo! If this is where Buffalo hangs out, then surely this must be the coolest Brauhaus in Akron, I shit you not. Encore: “Hey, Won’t You Play Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song.” Always makes the fat ones cry.