IS THAT A PISTOL OR ARE YOU JUST GLAD TO SEE...OH, IT'S NOT A PISTOL

Something tells me ol’ “Bob Joe” there ain’t exactly a cowboy, if’n ya know what I mean. And something tells me he might not even be packing a third pistol, if’n ya know what I mean. By that I mean cock. Man, do I always have to spell it out for you? Just remember, Bob Joe, there was a cowboy in the Village People too.