I'M SORRY, PRINCESS, YOU REALLY SHOULD REMOVE YOUR BRACES FIRST
An unrefined man in this position would say something like “Hey baby, while you’re down there…” This gentleman, on the other hand, is the very epitome of refinement. He opens with “Please, honey, do not slobber on the silk.”
I HAVE A DOCTORATE DEGREE IN MASS POP CULTURE, FILM STUDIES AND MUSICAL THEORY, AND HAVE WRITTEN MANY THESES ON THE COMPLEX INTERCONNECTIONS OF POPULAR CINEMA, MUSICAL TRENDS AND THE UBIQUITOUSLY TRANSIENT NATURE OF SOCIETAL NORMS. OH, AND I THINK THE OLSEN TWINS ARE REALLY HOT.
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