Monday, August 17, 2009

HERE'S WHO YOU GOTTA BLOW TO GET AHEAD 'ROUND HERE

We here at K-Mart...sorry, the "Big K"...are proud to have a dedicated workforce of talented and self-motivated employees who we continually motivate to seek higher levels of training and performance. Our managers and store owners of today were our cashiers and stockboys of yesterday, and that's because we promote from within. The levels of achievement are endless, and if you have the right stuff, you can rise through the ranks in no time. Oh yeah, and I should also mention that all roads to promotion go through Mrs. Pasquale, Assistant Manager of Housewares and Auto Parts. But you should have no problem. You look like you work out. She'll like you.

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