Thursday, August 27, 2009

WELL, IF ADRIANA LIMA CAN STILL BE A VIRGIN...


She's a dream girl, alright. Wears color-coordinated pastel picnic gear and smiles over her shoulder at you while the fun couple are headed off into the forest for some heavy-duty down-and-dirty clover-rollin', which they'll probably put clips of on Youtube the very next morning. But you, you can always say you had some downright tasty ham and cheese sandwiches with your little pink lady while discussing the finer points of birdwatching. Yeah right, some fucking dream girl this one turned out to be.

RAY ANTHONY AND HIS ORCHESTRA, THE DREAM GIRL, 1950S CAPITOL LP

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