WELL, AT LEAST HER NOSE DIDN'T BURN

She may be irresistible, but Damita Jo certainly ain't the sharpest Ginsu in the infomercial, that's for sure. When she said she was going to the beach, they told her to make sure she wore a hat. Turns out the entire USC Trojans football team was also at the beach that day, on Spring Break. They found Damita Jo irresistible too.

DAMITO JO, THE IRRESISTIBLE DAMITA JO, 1968