Saturday, August 29, 2009

UNNECESSARY CENSORSHIP, CASE #38


Just what do they think they're censoring here on the cover of this Buy It With A Six Pack of Rolling Rock At Your Favorite Interstate Truck Stop special? I mean, the chick's got a skirt on for Christ's sake! If something really is hanging out and needs to be censored by the not-exactly-flattering label CONVOY, then maybe our little truck bed beauty needs to stop riding stick shift for a few months, or at least start using a razor. Which means that last song, "Gimme Forty Acres," might've been written for her. This was the Seventies, after all. And let's be honest, she does look like she's seen her share of Kenworths. Still, she keeps a special place in her heart and under her skirt for "Big Dave" who rides in front, while his "Tennessee Tailgaters" take their place, naturally, around back. Now that's a real Mack daddy. And by the way, what the fuck did this album do to get a "Stereo Gold Award"?

BIG DAVE AND HIS TENNESSEE TAILGATERS, HITS FOR A TRUCK DRIVING MAN (INCLUDING CONVOY)

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